Sunday 21 October 2012

Barbie Girl: The Totally Necessary Parody


I'm a Barbie girl, eating makes me hurl,
My boobs are plastic, and my waistline’s drastic
I’ve got lovely hair, but it falls out everywhere
I can’t walk at all, all I do is crawl,

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl, eating makes me hurl,
My boobs are plastic, and my waistline’s drastic
I’ve got lovely hair, but it falls out everywhere
I can’t walk at all, all I do is crawl,


My proportions are wrong and my neck is too long,
My intestines are cramped so I leak,
My waist is so thin that a womb can’t fit in,
Be amazed if I live out the week  


No guts, diarrhoea,
Too severe, I wanna die!


I'm a Barbie girl, eating makes me hurl,
My boobs are plastic, and my waistline’s drastic
I’ve got lovely hair, but it falls out everywhere
I can’t walk at all, all I do is crawl,


Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh, ooh, ooh, no
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, *bleugh* *bleugh*
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh, ooh, ooh, no
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, *bleugh* *bleugh*


Diarrhoea, its severe, gushing down to my feet
Which are too goddamn small, what a stupid conceit
Who thought I was good, was their brain made of wood?
Want to die, I’m an a-bomination!

No guts, diarrhoea,
Too severe, I wanna die!
No guts, diarrhoea,
Too severe, I wanna die!

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh, ooh, ooh, no
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, *bleugh* *bleugh*
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh, ooh, ooh, no
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, *bleugh* *bleugh*


I'm a Barbie girl, eating makes me hurl,
My boobs are plastic, and my waistline’s drastic
I’ve got lovely hair, but it falls out everywhere
I can’t walk at all, all I do is crawl,

I'm a Barbie girl, eating makes me hurl,
My boobs are plastic, and my waistline’s drastic
I’ve got lovely hair, but it falls out everywhere
I can’t walk at all, all I do is crawl,

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh, ooh, ooh, no
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, *bleugh* *bleugh*
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh, ooh, ooh, no
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, *bleugh* *bleugh*

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